you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe
Oh my fucking god
i see a lot of people go “OHHH CYCLONUS/TAILGATE IS FATHER/SON RELATIONSHIP”
and i just imagine tailgate being like “oh man i cant wait to frag cyclonus”
and the other robots are just like
"awww, so hes like a father to you, huh?"
and tailgate is just
staring at them
before he finally mutters
"no im gonna fuck him right in the pussy what the fuck"
……..my hand slipped…
THIS IS AMAZING