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A tentative blog on life, cats, and moustaches. Actually, scratch that. It's mostly about robots.







Why bring back old memes when we can back this song?


2004 is calling me… whispering

numa numa yay

the funny thing about this is I sincerely have followers that were born in the same month i discovered this flash video on newgrounds

fuuccckk I completely erased all memory of newgrounds.

10/10 still love this stupid song and will do the moves to it

(via robotsandfrippary)




dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join


Oh, no thank you. There are already so many people in my normal draems. I’m usually back in highschool or have been recalled into…

I had a dream last night where I was face to face with someone and their face started melting off then my face started melting off and then we both started screaming because we realized we were both possessed by some sort of evil and looking at each other was causing our faces to melt.

If anyone wants in on that feel free.


cinematic excellence 

(via bluedogdown)






This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

A few days ago I saw a kid who i’ve reported TWICE at work for sexual harassment, I smiled at him, because I was at work, and that’s what I do. He goes “I’ve noticed every time I see you, you get a small smile. Almost like you’re happy to see me.” THE SAME DAY THAT MANAGEMENT TALKED TO HIM ABOUT HARASSING ME, HE SAID THIS SHIT. I replied, “I smile at everyone. You’re not that special.”

Staying up all night talking with another dude: besties.
Staying up all night talking with a girl:  Jesus she wants you so bad.

(Source: girlcodeonmtv, via deathcomes4u)